Where did my baby go? I wonder where she ran off to.

I miss my baby so, I'm calling but I can't get through.

Please tell that girl if you meet her, there's someone longing to see her;

Where did my baby go? I wish that she would get back soon.

I'm searching for the lover I knew.

Have you seen her? Where did she go?

Feels like I've just lost my only friend.

Flames subsided, Colors faded, love just got so complicated.

Wish that I could see her smile again.

So if you see her out there, tell her I'm still here,

waiting for the day when she will reappear.

So.

I was out shopping one day, by myself, and somehow I walked into this shop

"Heyy! How are you today?" Said the shop assistant, what a stunning blonde too.

"I'm alright. Yourself? Busy day today?" I replied. I could tell her greeting was a bit phony (as usual), and she wasn't willing to engage in a conversation.

So I went straight to the racks and started going through the stuff. Until an interesting idea came up.

"Excuse me."

"Yeh? You need help with anything?" (Still not really sincere)

"Um yeh. Just trying to pick a shirt for my boyfriend but I'm not sure which one to choose. What do you think?"

And I did it. From then on, she couldn't stop talking...which shirt she thinks is better, what body type does my boyfriend belong to, is he hot, how did we meet, am I playing the guy or girl role...and so on. I made a good effort in making up stuff on the spot without contradicting myself too.

"Aww that is so sweet! I reckon you make an awesome partner and your boyfriend is SO lucky to have you!" And I even got a discount.

Victory. Woo.